New Middle East ? Noway !

So we've been hearing/seeing on TV, radio channels and even on podcasts, about the new middle east ! No matter where you turn your attention to, it's always Condaleeza (GOD, how I hate seeing her ugly dog face) Rice advocating how lovely it will be to have a divided middle east! WOW get a life Leeza ! we are not thick hill billies ! :-x

The solution for all what is ugly (American Admin.'s point of view) in this region is to have (The New Middle East), the improved version of (The Big Middle East) - remember that? Funny how we don't get to hear about it anymore – YEAH RIGHT ! The New Middle East plan will provide peace, harmony and ofcourse democracy ! Based on WHAT ? How did they reach this conclusion ? I mean if the whole idea of reforming the region is great, why do they keep changing it ? IT WILL NEVER WORK ! :-x

Especially this one:

What strikes me the most in this stupid map, is how the American Administration decided on this being a fair solution, although they keep claiming that they are against the division and crippling of Iraq ! Suddenly there is a Kurdistan in the north, an Arabstan in the south (although historically and geography this is the wrong location for the Arabstan state to be) and finally what is left is going to be Iraq ! Another funny thing is how the US Administration gave good rewards to all its new allies (Kurds and Balochies) plus the new Azerbaijan, who was never a part of the middle east got a hefty reward just for being the new Saudi Arabia and thus desirving to be a part of the new Middle East ! :-x

This only leaves me with a better and easier solution to the US Admin: (Let us be and we will be fine, control Israel and peace will be resurrected in the region.)